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A look at kippslanefish.com

Your site.
Live tomorrow.

Below is a plain-English look at what your current site does well, what it does poorly, and what we would change.

Why upgrade

Your website today vs. what it could be.

We built this preview from everything already on your site, reorganized, redesigned, and priced to own outright.

Your website today
Here's what's holding it back
  • Your menu lives in JPG photos

    Today's menu is a couple of dated photos of a printed menu (KLFC-Menu-Mar032026-trimmed). On a phone that means pinching to zoom and scrolling around. Search engines cannot read JPGs, so Google does not show your menu in search results.

  • Your fifty-three years are not the headline

    Continuous single-family ownership since 1972 is the strongest line in your story. The current site mentions it once, mid-paragraph. That belongs in the hero.

  • Wait times are buried

    25 to 50 minutes pickup, 40 to 75 minutes delivery. People assume fish and chips is a 10-minute thing. Setting that expectation up front saves bad reviews.

  • WordPress maintenance is real money

    Plugin updates, security patches, hosting fees. WordPress sites need attention every month or they break in slow ways.

  • The design looks out of date

    Customers decide whether to trust a business in under 5 seconds, and they use the website to do it. A dated look makes an excellent business look like it's not paying attention.

  • WordPress needs constant upkeep

    WordPress sites break. Plugins stop working. Security patches pile up. If nobody's maintaining it, it eventually goes down or gets hacked, and you usually find out from a customer.

And here's what it's costing you
$15 to $30 / month
Forever. Month after month, whether anyone visits or not.
This preview you're looking at
What you'd get with Launchpad
  • Daily specials with prices, on-page

    Real prices ($13.45 Haddock, $14.95 Big John, $5.95 Fryday Chicken Sandwich), organized by day, readable on a phone, indexable by Google.

  • 1972 in the hero

    The 53-year heritage front and center, with the half-century circle stamp. Single-family ownership is the differentiator.

  • Wait expectations set up front

    25-50 min pickup, 40-75 min delivery, called out clearly. Visitors know what they are committing to before they tap order.

  • A site that actually looks like a real business

    Modern design that matches how your business actually feels, not a clicked-together template that looks like everyone else's.

  • Works perfectly on phones

    Most people looking for you are on a phone. This site is built for phones first, then tablets, then laptops, in that order.

  • Everything you already have, better organized

    Your hours, your services, your photos, your prices, your booking link, your menu, all of it, in one clean place that people can actually find.

  • Fast, secure, and runs itself

    Hosted on Cloudflare, the same network that powers Shopify and Discord. Always online, always secure, always fast. No plugins to update.

  • You own it. Pay once. Forever.

    $250 one time. No monthly fees for hosting. No subscription. No lock-in. The site is yours to keep, forever.

The offer

$250. One time. Yours forever.

You pay once. You own the website. Hosting is $0 per month. No monthly fees, no subscription, no surprise renewal email. If you ever stop using Launchpad, nothing happens, the site stays yours.

Simple math
One-time build
$250
Monthly hosting
$0
Domain (optional)
~$15/yr
What the other guys charge

The monthly fees you'd be paying elsewhere.

Most website builders charge you every single month. The day you stop paying, your website is gone. Here's what that actually looks like over a year:

Squarespace
$23 to $36 / month
That's $276 to $432 per year, every year
Wix
$17 to $45 / month
That's $204 to $540 per year, every year
Yours is here
WordPress hosting
$15 to $30 / month
Plus domain fees. And the cost to fix it when it breaks.
Launchpad
This preview
$0 / month
$250 once. That's it. Ever.
Ready to go live

Your site can be live by tomorrow.

Call or email Launchpad Media and we will deploy this preview to your own domain in under 24 hours. No long contracts. No back and forth. Pay when it is live.

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