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A look at thewaltzingweasel.com

Your site.
Live tomorrow.

Below is a plain-English look at what your current site is doing well, what it is doing poorly, and what we would change.

Why upgrade

Your website today vs. what it could be.

We built this preview from everything already on your site, reorganized, redesigned, and priced to own outright.

Your website today
Here's what's holding it back
  • There is casino spam in your footer

    A line reading "Feel the rush at bet on red casino" sits at the bottom of your homepage. It is injected by your website builder, not put there by you. To a visitor it looks like a hacked website.

  • Your food menu lives in three PDFs

    Clicking Menus gives a one-line teaser and three PDF download links. On a phone that means downloading a file, opening a separate app, scrolling, then going back. Most people close the tab instead.

  • There is no way to book online

    You take reservations, but only by phone, and only between 11:30am and 12:00pm. That is a 30 minute window once a day. Most pubs your size have a one-click Reserve button.

  • The "Voted London's Best" badge is buried

    It is rendered as plain text mid-paragraph with broken heart emojis around it. That is the headline of your business and it should look like the headline.

  • It works, but it blends in

    The site does the job, but nothing about it makes someone stop and say “this place looks great.” You're doing the work, the site just isn't showing it off.

  • Web.com charges you every single month

    These builders bill monthly, lock you into their templates, and keep your content hostage if you ever want to leave. You pay forever for a site that probably hasn't been updated in years.

And here's what it's costing you
around $25 / month
Forever. Month after month, whether anyone visits or not.
This preview you're looking at
What you'd get with Launchpad
  • Your full menu, on one page

    French Onion Soup, Escargot, Steak and Kidney Pie, Steak and Stout Pie, Sunday Roast, plus the full drinks list. All visible without a download.

  • A real Reserve a Table button

    One click, name, phone, date, party size. Goes straight to your inbox. Reservations after noon, the modern way.

  • The award badge front and center

    "Voted London's Best British Pub" gets the typography it deserves, right in the hero.

  • A site that actually looks like a real business

    Modern design that matches how your business actually feels, not a clicked-together template that looks like everyone else's.

  • Works perfectly on phones

    Most people looking for you are on a phone. This site is built for phones first, then tablets, then laptops, in that order.

  • Everything you already have, better organized

    Your hours, your services, your photos, your prices, your booking link, your menu, all of it, in one clean place that people can actually find.

  • Fast, secure, and runs itself

    Hosted on Cloudflare, the same network that powers Shopify and Discord. Always online, always secure, always fast. No plugins to update.

  • You own it. Pay once. Forever.

    $250 one time. No monthly fees for hosting. No subscription. No lock-in. The site is yours to keep, forever.

The offer

$250. One time. Yours forever.

You pay once. You own the website. Hosting is $0 per month. No monthly fees, no subscription, no surprise renewal email. If you ever stop using Launchpad, nothing happens, the site stays yours.

Simple math
One-time build
$250
Monthly hosting
$0
Domain (optional)
~$15/yr
What the other guys charge

The monthly fees you'd be paying elsewhere.

Most website builders charge you every single month. The day you stop paying, your website is gone. Here's what that actually looks like over a year:

Squarespace
$23 to $36 / month
That's $276 to $432 per year, every year
Wix
$17 to $45 / month
That's $204 to $540 per year, every year
WordPress hosting
$15 to $30 / month
Plus domain fees. And the cost to fix it when it breaks.
Yours is here
Web.com
$9 to $25 / month
Up to $300 a year, every year, for the same dated template.
Launchpad
This preview
$0 / month
$250 once. That's it. Ever.
Ready to go live

Your site can be live by tomorrow.

Call or email Launchpad Media and we will deploy this preview to your own domain in under 24 hours. No long contracts. No back and forth. Pay when it is live.

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